New Years Revolution

Today is the day folks! I have made a list of the things I will do next year to become the new Kiki! Im pretty excited and since we are overthrowing the old me to bring in a new one, its a revolution, not silly little resolutions. If you needs some ideas, please feel free to use mine. Now according to a coworker, this blog is supposed to be all about how much I love her so I will say I do love the lady even if she doesnt eat solid food. So there you go Wendee, theres your shout out. Also, since we are dealing with logisical issues, Keenan smells.

Right, on to the important things. Here is my list!

Be like a famous person: Now I was thinking Tiger Woods, but enough people are being mean to the man so I will let that one go. Then my second thought was maybe Demi Moore so I could have long hair and as much as I dont mind shaving it off, my mother would mind. (Hi mom!) So instead I went with the logical and practical choice of Lord Voldemort. Now before you blow up my email, let me explain! LV as I call him, was half muggle and hated muggles (or something like that) so I figured I would epically loose half my weight and yet continue to grumble about skinny girls. That way I can loathe the half of me left and call it good.

Never wear a pair of matching socks: This was a goal for last year, but on Crazy Sock day at work, I wore a pair of matching socks to go with the theme. This time, I will not be so weak willed! No one shall thwart my efforts! Muahahah!

Take over the world: Lets face it, it will happen some day.

Cure the global energy crisis: I already have a plan. I intend to get rid of all fossil fuels so no one else can use them. How do I plan to do that you ask? Well of course its to buy a big big car and guzzle them all. So everyone there will be a bonfire at my house in the near future. Bring your own diesel. (or if you are cheap, unleaded works too!)

Be unforgetable: Once again, I has a plan! I intend to learn the Stanky Leg and do that instead of walking down the street. Now I had planned to just skip everywhere, but the last time I did that at the office, I fell down and a coworker told me sometimes its just too early to skip-to-my-lou. Excellent advice indeed so thats where the Stanky Leg plan came from. (If you dont know what the Stanky Leg is, go ahead and Youtube it)

Sing on one persons voice mail a day: No seriously, I plan to!
And Lastly: Stop letting the dog attempt suicide with eating bad things. Thats right folks, no more letting him eat bees or rat poison (not that I really LET him the first time). I will even be so dedicated to this one that I will make sure any chocolate that comes into the house is immediatly consumed.

Feel free to take some of these ideas for your own, except for taking over the world. Thats all me. Go ahead and practice calling me Princess K. now so you get used to it.

Happy New Year!