I coulda been...

Spiny Lobster, a photo by blue.shark on Flickr.

So some girls at my work just recently left our job to go pursue nursing careers. And this got me thinking.

I would like to be a doctor, but blood is yucky.

I would like to be a cop, but Im completely afraid of the dark and of dead things.

I want to be a helicopter pilot, but Im afraid of heights.

I want to be a firefighter, but I like setting fires too much.

I could be a chef, but I have a habit of sneaking food.

I was telling a girl at work this and she said, "Well, looks like this job is the right one for you!" I think shes right.