Friday, December 3, 2010

Happy Turkey Day!


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Alright, use your imagination a bit. If you keep up with this blog, or have any observatory powers at all, you will see that I made a blog post from my phone! Its seriously easier to type with all my fingers and not my thumbs.

I was going to let you all know about the Great Brownie Thief of Thanksgiving 2010.

There I was, relaxing on my little plane flight, enjoying my book and my first class dinner. Interesting, isnt it that those dinners are nothing more then a tv dinner and yet they are considered first class. Or perhaps I am just bitter.

The plane lady (names have been changed due to my inability to spell) came walking up and offered me my choice of either fruit and cheese or a brownie sunday. Naturally I informed her I could not eat dairy. In all my brilliance, I paused for a half breath to let the horror of the situation sink in before I was about to continue on and let her know that I could eat the brownie without the ice cream.

However! Before I could even begin to turn our attention to the brownie, she gave me a sympathetic, insincere smile and said 'oh thats just aweful' before she flounced away with MY BROWNIE!

I was livid! My first reaction was to throw my shoe at her, then I thought about throwing the water bottle. Finally I was prepared to leap over the man next to me, rush down the isle and tackle her, subsequently stealing my gosh darn brownie back, but lets face it, I was on a plane and they shoot people that throw shoes on planes.

Well maybe they dont shoot them and as much as I was willing to go down for a brownie, mom had a whole chocolate cake waiting for me at home so I pouted until I got there.

I hope your Thanksgiving was less eventful then mine. I hope you ate lots and laughed even more. And I hope you leave me a comment letting me know what your favorite part of Thanksgiving was.

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